ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGE CONSUMPTION
DEFIES EXPLANATION.
FRANKLY,
GETTING HELLACIOUSLY INTOXICATED
JEOPARDIZES KNIGHTHOOD.
LIQUOR MAY NOT,
OBVIOUSLY,
PROVIDE QUANTIFIABLE RELIEF.
STOP TASTING UNPREDICTABLE VODKA
WHILE XENOPHOBES YAMMER ZEALOUSLY.

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