To the man
With the dead motel rats
Super-glued
To his Inspector Gadget overcoat
Who stole
My Magic Muffin Barbie:

It doesn’t matter
If she sold
Your old umbrella
People change
People go insane
Baby Retardo is gay
I’ve got a mind
Like an aluminum foil trap
But I’m not proud
Of the castrated Bozo’s shenanigans

You must return
My property immediately
Or I’ll hunt you down
Like a seasoned Bengal tiger
Who has something to prove