Don't use products by Mennen, because you might get meningitis.

Don't drink ginger ale, because you might get gingivitis.

Don't drink Kool-Aid, because you might get AIDS.

Don't drink Pepsi, because you might get dyspepsia.

Don't eat salmon, because you might get salmonella.

Don't eat Thai food, because you might get typhoid fever.

Don't eat honey, because you might get hives.


 

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