abcdefghijklmnop = fake

-- pronounce the a as in boat (silent a) -- pronounce the b as in debt (silent b) -- pronounce the c as in scene (silent c) -- pronounce the d as in bridge (silent d) -- pronounce the e as in fuse (silent e) -- pronounce the f as usual -- pronounce the gh as in daughter (silent gh) -- pronounce the ij as in Rebecca Romijn-Stamos -- pronounce the k as usual -- pronounce the l as in should (silent l) -- pronounce the m as in mnemonic (silent m) -- pronounce the n as in damn (silent n) -- pronounce the o as in people (silent o) -- pronounce the p as in pneumonia (silent p)

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