Caution –
Use of this product
May cause hazard to your brain
You may wake one morning
To find yourself in pain

This product
Has been shown to cause
Hallucinatory euphoria
Among laboratory employees

This product
‘Has been shown to be
An effective decay-preventive dentifrice
That can be
Of significant value
When used
In a conscientiously applied program’

Caution –
Use of this product
May cause hazard to your brain
You may wake one morning
To find yourself insane